The art of (mis)giving

April 2, 2009

States traditionally give each other gifts which then belong to the other state. Sometimes the gifts are very large like the Alexander III bridge in Paris or the Mother Theresa statue in Rome. When they are smaller, most countries have a dedicated museum where they are shown to the general public.

dvdWhen the British Prime Minister Brown went to Washington on a state visit in March 2009, he had brought the recently elected Obama a penholder carved from the timbers of an anti-slavery ship. The sister ship, in fact, of the one that was broken up by Queen Victoria to be turned into a desk as a gift for the White House’s Oval Office. In return, the US president had given Prime Minister Brown 25 US movies on DVD. If the diplomatic misstep was not already enough, the DVDs apparently did not work on British players. The gift, together with the lack of a planned press conference in Washington after the meeting, was close to insulting, and considered undignified, at best, in the UK.

At the second official meeting between the two countries, yesterday for the G20,  Obama’s team had a lot to make up as the British press would be scrutinizing his every move to find proof of another humiliation.  So then the moment came when the US president was to meet the Queen. Obama presented Elizabeth II with an iPod with Broadway songs and video footage of her 2007 trip to the US and a rare Richard Rodgers songbook. We can suppose the Queen likes broadway musicals from the gift, but it is clearly a personal gift and not a state one. Even as a personal gift it does not seem like the right gift for a Queen, especially after the DVD debacle. Even with good intentions, It is not good enough.

A gift should have cultural value and not monetary. Giving, for instance, a letter written by Oscar Wilde during his stay in the US would have been a far more appropriate gift to the UK today, after all, they have stood by them through thick and thin. Alternatively, roses or another flower they can plant, from the White House garden for the Buckingham Palace garden could also have been appropriate. Was it really that difficult to get it right?

Image of DVDs source: Wired.com


Flying without a ticket

April 2, 2009

cdg-04We had to try it – take a plane without a ticket or anything else printed which proves we had the right to be on that flight. The concept of the e-ticket has been widely in operation for about 10 years now, allowing passengers to skip the check-in queue. But they all show up with paper print-outs of their tickets, or have their passports or credit cards scanned by machines on arrival to obtain that print-out at the airport. We all know it must be possible to get on board completely without paper, say by flashing your phone, but does that actually work? Read on if you want to find out…

Last weekend, we were on a return trip from Paris to Amsterdam. On the way up, we mechanically went through our usual routine of printing out the pdf with our flight details as they had been issued to us by the web-site that sold us the ticket. On Saturday morning, we checked in on the Air France website before leaving for the airport, so that we would not have to queue up there. On arrival at the beautiful 2F Terminal of  Charles de Gaulle Airport, we could skip the check-in and walk through the checkpoints to our gate, showing the print-out of the ticket. Nothing remarkable there.

On the way back, however, we were no longer at home, so we were caught without a computer or a printer. Hence no printed ticket. After our sunny stroll along the Amsterdam canals on Monday morning, we got on a train to Amsterdam’s Schiphol Airport. In the train, we logged onto Air France’s website to check-in on our mobile phone (iPhone in our case). We were checked-in and it sent us our boarding card electronically as a pdf. We arrived at the airport and had to show a ticket and identification to get passed the first hurdle: a pretty Air France-KLM staff member. She let us through as if we had been holding an old-fashioned ticket rather than an iPhone with a pdf on the screen. We must have arrived in the 21st century!

Naturally, the second step -security- kills off any of the joy of travel, even high-tech travel, as you are forced to walk through a metal detector holding up your trousers as your belt, shoes and iPhone are having their interior operations examined on a widescreen. Security staff is traditionally not impressed by anything, not even the fact that they just scanned our phone without noticing our invisible ticket on there…

But then the gate – the ultimate test. We are in line behind old people who may have invented the phone, youngsters who may be tweeting, YouTube-ing and facebook-ing themselves through life but they all pulled out their paper tickets as if it was KLM’s first flight in 1920. But then there was us – out comes the iPhone with the pdf on the screen ready to scanned and BEEP: my name appears on the scanner’s screen and I can walk through. Feeling positively cool with our success, we scroll through on the phone to the next ticket. Enlarge it a bit… and … nothing. The steward types something into the computer and we can walk through, but there was the stench of humiliation in the air.

Why did it not work the second time round? And then it struck me – the scanners are made to read bar codes which are always the same size (paper does not stretch). On the iPhone, you enlarge and reduce texts all the time, so you would have to get it just the right size for the barcode reader to read it. Hum. A little awkward. Walking onboard we were still feeling 21st century, but as always with new technologies, also a little displeased – it works, but it’s not quite there yet. Other cool developments flash through my mind, and I make a mental note not to be an early adopter of the Segway either… I do not want to be seen pulling that thing back home half way across the city…

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Image of Charles de Gaulle Airport, Paris. (c) David Guerrero. Source:  www.david-guerrero.com // Segway in Paris image by Jen Chung.


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